St. Lauren's Day Parade

thefrogman:

Okay, so our dear sweet Lala (also see;  me) has decided to quit drinking.  Not for goodski, but for 99% of the timeski.  As in if you get married and there’s a toast, i’ll hold my glass up, smile, and take a sip.  Then i’ll put it down and just hate hate hate myself for drinking that sip.  Thanks a lot for getting married.  Jerks.  But i won’t be going out to bars or having a beer after work (even though i’m unemployed — so change that to “won’t be having beers when *someone else* gets off work”) or meeting up for drinks, or giving a fuck about Cinco de Mayo or St. Patrick’s Day.

The last time i drank was last Thursday.  Tomorrow will mark the first time (!!) i’ve gone a week without drinking since i was 21 years old.  <— The part i’m trying to make sound impressive is the part where i drank at least once a week for 8 years.  Pretty cool, huh?  

But really, i’ve never done anything at least once a week except drink and that rhymes.  

Note to self

Arrested Drunk Guy Sings Bohemian Rhapsody (by sheissexychick)

Finally there’s a video of *anyone* singing this drunk. In its entirety. 

nickdrake:

St. Elmo’s Fire

Premarital sax

(via chateaux)

Source: theamyfreebornphotoblog

Let me get this straight. Chris Brown is forgiven for beating the shit out of his girlfriend because he can sing well, and M.I.A. ruined the Super Bowl for flipping the bird?

Holy Shit